Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Balls Mountain

Basically a mountain for porn stars and people who masturbate.

Hey Adrian, you keep jerking off so go take a hike on balls mountain!

by Real YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

mountain-done

to have finished consuming all or part of your soft drink of the same name. May be conjugated in any of the "do" forms.

ex. 1
guy 1: "Can we go now? Are you mountain-done?"
guy 2: "Only if her name's Kirsten."

ex. 2
gal 1: "Care for a soft drink?"
gal 2: "Nah, thanks, I'm mountain did."

by Germ Lucidius April 6, 2008

Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.

Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top

by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021

Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Mountain Spinach

Weed, Dope, Marijuana, Cannabis, Reefer

Lets smoke some mountain spinach!
I had a great crop of mountain spinach this year!

by Ouboet1124 October 24, 2011