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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".
hey joe lets moose the goose .
by skin the cat January 2, 2012
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moose in a mansion

A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.
You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?
by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017
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Mr moose

A very elegant fellow that is serious and well dressed.
Wow, that lawyer is just like Mr Moose. He is so awsome
by MR.Mooose February 6, 2019
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Fairy Moose

by High King Brosef October 27, 2019
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Daddy Moose

Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok
"IS THAT GONE? MOOSE, MOOSE."
"DADDY MOOSE, OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫"
by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023
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syed-moose

An adjective used to describe a gamer who is trash at every game they play. They enjoy telling others how good they are compared to others at video games but get very upset when others reveal the truth and tell them they are bad. They also never go out of their house and enjoy eating fast food for every meal of the day.
Moosa: I am actually really good at League Of Legends!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!
by ChodeSoo February 25, 2018
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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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