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Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.
Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.
by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015
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lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.
Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.
by frigiddd September 30, 2016
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Booty girlfriend

Booty girlfriend - booty is an old-English term traditionally used by pirates to describe a haul, or treasure.

This term literally translates into “treasured girlfriend”.
Ken that wench I courted last week? Aye, I reckon she’s the booty girlfriend.
by Jebuuuus November 24, 2017
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micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.
Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"
by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018
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Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020
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Rental Girlfriend

A Prostitute that does not serve sexual services.
Ken is renting a rental girlfriend because he is a sadsack.
by Joseph Schmidt December 17, 2020
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my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.
by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021
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