Mexican Bidet
I just shit so bad I didn't even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my ass, thank god for mexican bidets.
Mexican Bidet by Tadpol December 29, 2007
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Mexican Pride
Pride based on a people who have so much to be proud of. There is so much cultural richness in Mexican culture to be proud of: food, music, dance, ceremonies, work ethic, family values. Mexican pride means having pride in enchiladas, guacamole, pozole, mole, tamales, churros, raspados, salsas, tortillas, beans, caldo, champurrado, atole, nopales, etc. It means being proud of Mariachi, banda, norteñas, corridos, rancheras, folklórico, danzas prehispanicas, and all the rhythm that flows through our veins. One celebrates el Dia de los Muertos, las Posadas, la Navidad, El grito, Dia de los reyes. The proud Mexican is a hard worker, who values family, respectfulness, hospitality, simplicity, and bravery. Mexican pride involves loving the Tri-color flag of green, white and red. A proud Mexican knows what the flag color stands for and the historical basis of the Eagle on the cactus eating the snake. A proud Mexican knows and loudly sings "Mexicanos al Grito de Guerra" at Soccer events. Finally, a proud Mexican has an unwavering faith and love for his country. Although the government may not be handling the country properly, the proud Mexican understands that he/she loves where he/she came from because it is a beautiful place.
Mexican Pride by atlachinocolotl September 29, 2011
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Mexican Car Wash
A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Mexican Car Wash by Tom K. February 6, 2005
Mexican Bandit
It's a sexual position in which the girl (or the person receiving) is blindfolded, and just before ejaculation, the person giving pulls out and pours Tabasco sauce into the receiving hole and runs away.
Julie was put into the hospital yesterday.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.
Mexican Bandit by anonisaur August 30, 2010
Mexican Kayak
Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.
Mexican Kayak by Wordsarefunny June 19, 2009
Mexican Redbut
The act of crapping so much the next day after spicy food from a mexican joint that your asshole is red and sore, almost making it impossible to wipe properly or walk normal
That burrito with habanero peppers gave me a serious bout of mexican redbut the next morning. It hurt so bad after the third shit I couldnt even wipe. At the end of the day I had to throw my underwear away because of the minor assbleeding and shit stains
Mexican Redbut by The Blueman September 19, 2009
Mexican Fleshlight
The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.
I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight
Mexican Fleshlight by EmCeeGeever July 10, 2010