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Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!
by kinky-dino February 4, 2020
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The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion
I used the drill method on my butt hairs
by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025
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African Zimbabwean Method

African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.

How it “works” (crazier steps):

Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.

Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).

Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.

Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.

Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”

The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”

Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.

Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”

You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
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The Deematic Method

1. Also known as deeming. The process of systematically going for girls at a gathering and lowering your standards as you get rejected.
1. Woah, dude, I just used The Deematic Method and scored the hottest chick at my party.
by TickerTotter October 7, 2021
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the weomtoppy method

Make dogshit masters for every song
The weomtoppy method,
Ruin songs
by kaidoo November 22, 2023
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nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.
“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”
by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023
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the Mr. Voice method

the Mr. Voice method is when you ragebait f1nn for saying contreversial things that i dare not describe. its only to be used to do justice. for the sake of the world. never. release. f1nn
the Mr. Voice method is only used for f1nn, NEVER anyone else
by Mr. Voice October 28, 2025
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