melonhead

(n)someone with notoriously big testicles.
(v)to give a melonhead, take your entire man's testicles into your mouth and lick all over.

(n)"My baby's got such a nice melonhead to suck! It's so huge!"
(v) "Gonna give my man some melonhead tonite, he's gonna love it!"

by Alicia August 6, 2004

Melon bashing

The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

by FESTAtheINVESTOR December 24, 2008

Melon

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017

Giorgia Meloni

Fascist prime minister of Italy. Is known for her racist, homophobic and sexist propaganda (despite being a woman herself).
Victim of the Patriarchy, Meloni's policies include criminalizing same-sex marriage and adoption, euthanasia, cannabis, abortion, surrogacy.
She believes sex-ed in schools is merely an attempt of indoctrinating children by "Big Gay".
She demanded torture be made legal, and means to take down laws against nazifascism and racism.

"Did you know Giorgia Meloni openly declared Mussolini was a great man?"
"Why is she even allowed to have a career in the first place?"

by Genova2001 August 31, 2023

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

Mellon Farmer

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

by kinni88 July 12, 2011