Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.
Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"
Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
by SKdA August 11, 2010
After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015
In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 February 25, 2016
A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 08, 2017
News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.
Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
by #Lawyered November 13, 2015