Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

by Bandylank January 20, 2009

morning stunner

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.

If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?

by Anita Dick April 22, 2005

morning wood

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.

by PiE! March 18, 2003

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010

morning after flats

Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.

Thank god I brought my morning after flats to the party last night, otherwise I would have had to walk home from that rando's house in stilettos the next morning.

by m187 January 27, 2014

morning glory

The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.

I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.

by jiblair October 28, 2003