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Mike Wazowski 

1.) A clever Pixar character from Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University who managed to repower and escape from a sealed away door in the second (first in chronological order) film. He's read tons of books on scaring and is an expert at it. His knowledge allows him to parallel Sullivan's beastly prowess in the area and business career of scaring. He's Sully's best friend. They've known each other from their University days and possibly even before. He provides witty, clever, genius and knowledgeable tips to Sully and others about scaring, finance and business. Very funny, he knows how to take jokes and has a good sense of humor. A nice clever guy to hang out with. It's nice to have someone like this in real life.
2.) This is based on the famous breakout from the sealed and contained door from Monsters University. To pull off a Mike Wazowski means to find a quick simple rapid far reaching solution to a complicated problem with cunning and clever well cut skill, typically on an Exam or maybe even a project of some kind.
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1.) Mike Wazowski is so clever and inventive. I enjoy hanging out with him and his buddy Sully. We like to watch scary films, practice scaring, talk about business, products, travel, magazines and whatever opportunities we can find out in the fiercely vibrant exploratory world of business and life.

2.) Did you see that Engineering & Materials exam? Trevor managed to pull of a Mike Wazowski on one of the problems. It was amazing. You should have seen it. He first gave out a few condition statements. It was parallel, well-bound and a few other things, and then crunched out this nice cool path which none of the other students got. And he got it right too. At first the instructor thought it was wrong, but there was some confusion due to an underground gas leak. It turns out he was correct. That was quite the jump. I hope he's okay.
Mike Wazowski by arvinthsiva January 29, 2019
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MIKE THE COOL ONE 

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesnโ€™t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz๐Ÿ˜Ž MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"

Tophat Mike 

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.
There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.
Tophat Mike by Radhika November 12, 2004

mr. mike 

Michael O'Donoghue-

National Lampoon and SNL writer.
Was in first SNL skit, with Belushi in "Wolverines"
Wrote/directed "Mr. Mike's Mondo Video"
Did you dig Mr. Mike?

Fuckin'A, dude. He was a dark, evil, funny mofo.

Mike Shinoda 

26 year old emcee for the poplar Alternative rock band Linkin Park. Recently married to long term girlfriend Anna.Born in Agoura CA. and went to the Pasedena school of art. Started the band, which then was named Xero, and met the bands lead guitarist in high school. Met the bands DJ in art school. Majored in drawling but studied heavily in Graphic design.
Mike Shinoda by Holly L. December 15, 2003

mike jones 

Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers (Jeezy, Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)
Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then'

But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
mike jones by MrWest.on June 15, 2010

Mike and Ikes 

The best damn candy in the world.They come in many dfferent colors.
George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"

Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"

George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*

Fred-**PUKES all over George**
Mike and Ikes by ClanaLuver December 17, 2008