Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one
by myku March 4, 2022
Get the mateosexual mug.Brad is normally straight but his substance use from meth causes him to sometime, have intercorse with other men, transexuals, and dead animals. Brad is a methasexual
by Drug Counselor San Diego May 13, 2022
Get the methasexual mug.One who adheres, or appears to adhere, to traditional (boring) sexual preferences - a heterosexual or closeted gay male are the most obvious examples.
This neighborhood is comprised of married breeders in single-family homes, all painted white, tan or light blue, has no good restaurants, arts, or nightlife. Must be a bunch of retrosexuals.
by Pronoun Pusher July 7, 2022
Get the Retrosexual mug.A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.
A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.
by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022
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A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
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