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Dodgy Math

To violate the law of mathematics. An approach to solve a math problem in an incorrect step. An attempt to convert a number divided by 0 to a numerical value. To express an imaginary number as a real number.
Dude#1: So when you divide x^2 by 2 then...you get x?
Dude#2: How the fuck did you get x?
Dude#1: I divide the power of 2 by 2.
Dude#2: You are pulling some dodgy Math here kiddo. Quit being an R tard and go back to Pre-Algebra.
by BenchMax345 February 19, 2008
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math

A subject that the dorky kid loves
Kyle: Dang math class again
Melvin: Oh my good golly gosh I love math class.
by Speed March 29, 2005
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math

The study of things that are pointless.
by grgreenhut@Gmail.com September 27, 2007
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When more Trumpublican parents and patriots, who believed the 2020 election was stolen from ex-President Trump, are pushing their lawmakers to fine or revoke the licences of state bookstores that sell Singapore math textbooks and workbooks, and also to ban these oft-brain-unfriendly but wallet-friendly titles in local schools, because these foreign K–12 math publications are allegedly detrimental to the mental health of local math-anxious or low self-esteem students.
The MAGA-fication of Singapore math has failed to prevent tens of thousands of homeschoolers in red states every year from ordering value-for-money math titles from the “fine” city for their children, who’re often bored or unchallenged by their dear inch-deep, mile-wide thick colorful math textbooks.
by Fasters September 15, 2022
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math class

The place where I got my afternoon naps.
Besides addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, higher level math is absolutely worthless to the everyday Joe. When's the last time you used Calculus at the supermarket or ever?
by Zzzzzzz... October 3, 2003
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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Cool Math Games

A bunch of games that have noting to fucking do with math
Teacher: Y'all can play cool math games after your homework cuz i dont really give a shit
Middle schoolers: HELL YEAH!
by alliebrynn April 18, 2019
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