Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.
by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017
Get the Mars Manmug. A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.
To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.
by theColdSeason January 16, 2024
Get the marsmug. A coin of the near future with ample supply for the world this will be the world's trading currency for goods and services once people once people realize money is just a tool of trade and part of the slavery system Bitcoin will back it with gold for those who believe gold has a value expect this to hit 1.00 by 1-20-2023
I'm sure glad I bought $20.00 of DogeElon Mars while it was cheap before the crypto market takes off
by $$$$$king$$$$$ January 11, 2023
Get the DogeElon Marsmug. Mar is just amazing, she’s very self conscious, she has bad anxiety and she’s kinda depressed, but she won’t miss a second to support her friends and family, she’s kind and sweet as sugar, but don’t think she won’t miss the chance to fuck you up, disrespect her friends, she’ll fuck you up, mess with her relationship, she’ll fuck you up, annoy her too much, she’ll.fuck.you.up.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.
Guy 1: look at mar, she’s adorable and just amazing
Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky
Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky
by A bad bleep April 4, 2021
Get the Marmug. You're doing that tiktok trend of removing your first and last letter of your name and your name is Jean-Marc.
by RedactedAsher February 16, 2022
Get the ean-marmug. Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
Get the Mick Marsmug. The cutest young girl you will ever come to meet. She is absolutely adorable and she will make you want to squish her, which you shouldn't do because only a few selected people are allowed to do so. This cutie is nice, sweet, talented, creative, absolutely perfect, and she deserves the world.
by scarlovesmars March 16, 2019
Get the Marsmug.