Lobsters

(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.

Him: Baby I'm hornay.

Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.

Him: whore.

by Dr.Mcufeelgüdd July 7, 2010

Red Lobster

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').

You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 29, 2007

Lobster Fingers

the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina.

"Man, i got lobster fingers from that hoe!"

by Chris1234 October 9, 2005

Lobsters

unbearable crabs of the ass

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina

by weiner_cream May 27, 2006

Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.

Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’

by Peter T. Dickinson November 8, 2018

lobsterface

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

by The Symbol November 10, 2008

lobsterfag

A homosexual lobster.

Are lobsterfags tastier than normal lobsters?

by pahoeho_ August 4, 2009