lizard

A slang for a semi truck due to the movement it makes, particularly during a wind storm.

Interstate 80 can be slow going in the winter due to the large number of lizards.

by New English December 28, 2008

Lizard

A lizard from Coventry who looks slightly jewish, shifts gear, allways got his fingers into something dodgy, hates the bosh, and has got irratable bowell syndrome

Like jim out of American Pie on smack, the lizard

by D-A-Z December 9, 2008

Lizard

An totally hot, awesome and kick arse mutant from my favourite movie, The Hills Have Eyes (body count 17!). He is so named Lizard because of his almost supernatural agility, and because of the chain of spikes he uses to cause car accidents (as well as hit stupid people with) when he is not using it it drags behind him like a lizard tail. He also shoots people with a magnum. He is very thin, but extremely strong and muscular. He is disfigured with a cleft lip and a deformed jaw, which I think only adds to his legendaryness.

Lizard is the one of the leaders of Jupiter's clan in The Hills Have Eyes, he is also the most violent.

by Lizardlovesme17 December 9, 2007

lizzarddead

Super sexy pro monkey that is very good at legless monkey game

Omg it's lizzarddead he's so sexc how many likes for a follow back

by Notlizzard May 17, 2022

lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.

by Redsox February 12, 2007

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lizardist

One who follows Lizard

"Well as a Lizardist, I would have to respectfully disagree."

by Loz Rodd December 2, 2013