Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv October 23, 2011

LIZARD

A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.

HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?

NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?

by anonymous March 20, 2023

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Rainbow Lizard

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.

I hooked up with this rainbow lizard and all she did was left me hard and hanging.

by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024

Lizard Squad

Lizard Squad is a notorious hacking group that first gained notoriety in 2014 when they launched a series of DDoS attacks that took down the online gaming networks of Xbox Live and PlayStation Network, causing significant disruption for users over the Christmas period. The group has claimed responsibility for a number of high-profile cyber attacks, including targeting the Malaysia Airlines website, the website of the UK National Crime Agency, and the website of the Malaysia Communications and Multimedia Commission. Lizard Squad is known for using a variety of techniques to carry out their attacks, including botnets, social engineering, and DDoS-for-hire services. Members of the group have been arrested and charged with various cyber crimes, but Lizard Squad remains active and continues to pose a threat to organizations and individuals around the world.

Lizard Squad are hackers.

by DaHackingDefinitions May 8, 2023

National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.

"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"

by pixeel November 29, 2023

Crag Lizard

An Offensive slur

Ah look at that Crag Lizard!

by tavg123 December 6, 2023