light mouth

telling things to other people easily even when the person told you not to say anything about it.

L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!

by mynameissofreakingawesome October 9, 2009

The Dead Lights

3 floating nightlights that make you do what the creepy clown says.
don not buy.

person - did you know that pennywises true form is a spider.
Me - no thats wrong his true form is the dead lights.

by Omanis December 14, 2019

Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.

"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"

by Rundeezy September 30, 2011

Light lag

When vehicles stopped at a red light are preoccupied with things other than driving (cell phones typically), and spend extra time stopped before moving.

There was so much light lag, only three cars made it through the intersection

by Aeroscout January 16, 2023

Butthurt Light

A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident

I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.

by Prime Minister Modi December 19, 2018

funky light

A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration

Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!

by Supafastboi August 24, 2017

Strobe Light

Someone who is extremely bipolar

One second she was laughing and the next she was smacking someone. Not just anyone can strobe light like that.

by stober January 14, 2010