Ladika

Someone with a extremely dry pussy but still tries to hop on everyone’s dick

Ladika gave me dick burns

by Thirstyhorn January 23, 2019

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Landin

Very attractive, tall blonde sexy man. Penis is the size of a full grown horses, gets all the bitches with ease. Lost his virginity in 2nd grade and banged his 5th grade teacher. Of course she went to jail but thats not the point. Landin is a pimp, not a simp. He kisses the homies goodnight, and knows that its not gay to fuck the boys as long as you say no homo and wear socks.

Wow, i hooked up with Landin last night. I cant walk properly

Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.

by Eatdatpussy469 May 5, 2020

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space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

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Corkscrew Landing

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.

Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.

by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018

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