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Ludovica

Amica mia, che posso dirti?

Sei sfigata come poche.

Ti piace mangiare e anche se non ti piacesse ingrasseresti lo stesso perché la vita ti odia

Vieni considerata quella strana o pericolosa dagli adulti, ma lo sappiamo tutti che guardi ancora i my little pony

Non sei né brava né del tutto persa a scuola nonostante tu rischi sempre la bocciatura

Sei sfigata in amore davvero amica, non ti vuole nessuno.

Nelle amicizie va un po' meglio, dovrai patire le pene dell'inferno prima di trovare dei veri amici, ammesso che accada.

odi il tuo corpo e quelle rare volte in cui ti fanno i complimenti, pensi sempre che siano bugie.

Hai o hai avuto problemi famigliari o bullismo.

Sei molto sarcastica ed ironica le tue frasi tipiche sono: ho fame ho sonno voglio morire ma soprattutto: che ansia

Sei letteralmente l'ansia fatta persona lascia che te lo dica.

Sei una buona amica... Credo... E ogni tanto sai essere intelligente nonostante tu abbia un neurone che grida in solitudine nel cervello.
"guarda quella sfigata, si chiama Ludovica"

"con amore, una che si chiama come te"
by Notcutegirl May 30, 2020
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Ludovic

Ludovic’s are annoying and most of the time dumb. They tend to be really caring but for a short time. Derived from Swedish, Ludovic is a name that inspires confidence. They make good use of it most of the time. They are good in sports but would definitely dump you anytime for a good football game.
Ludovic cancelled our plans yesterday.

Ludovic won the baseball game last saturday
by Carot610 January 10, 2018
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lude

vulgar, crass, debauch or low; often of a sexual intonation or nature.
A lude gesture or display.

This term is used often but does not appear in dictionaries, while Definition 1 (Quaalude) appears in most dictionaries but is rarely used.
by Person Anonymous June 7, 2005
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Ludo

A shitty band that does a fucking attrocious excuse for a cover of Faith No More's "Epic"
And also some bullshit song about Louisiana.
The singer looks like some sort of elvis costello/ john flansburgh gene splicing experiment gone horribly wrong as he flails his arms emphatically about while gaying up and butchering other people's songs.
Ludo: The gayest band in the world.
by shutyourfuckingfaceunclefucker October 14, 2008
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Ludaballs

Very crazy, wild, or rediculous action.
Gurl you fuckin' that policeman so you don't get that ticket was a bunch of Ludaballs!
by youngin September 7, 2005
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ludite

A made up word that Chloe Gentle uses in conversation
My name is Chloe Gentle and you are a ludite
by shandyrubz September 22, 2016
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Ludaballs

Action that is wild or crazy!
Girl suckin all them boys' dicks was a lot of ludaballs!!
by J-eazy September 7, 2005
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