lizard

it’s alizard 🦎 you fuckin lizard

you’re a lizard.

by CIDA. October 12, 2021

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Lizard

A bitch that’s lowkey depressed but Dosnt know how to handle it

Omg did u see Emily she’s such a lizard

by Backoffbiatch1 April 22, 2020

lizard shooter

Lizard shooters are human crab mutations that walks like crabs, They always move in floks and move south during the sommer. They hide underground during the winter and alway keep yellow spotted lizard picture on their chin. There are two guns in their packet.

A freind askt me what a lizard shooter is.

by Mac john December 6, 2018

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"

Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!

by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022

Lizarding

The act of lounging and not doing anything during the summer.

My daughter has been lizarding around all summer long.

by Liloutte August 14, 2023