Lancian

A fool that can't walk straight

Look at that homeless lancian

by Slayer32 April 19, 2018

lancrackers

The cracked out strung out far gone lossed cause homeless that talk to street signs and fight trees that talk back population of Antelope Valley California (“Lancaster, Palmdale”)

There are so many lancrackers here now.

by Shaneathon80 April 9, 2018

lancon

Last name of a guy who's really good at HI, makes it to finals, but never places. (Unless he does really bad) His first name will always be misspelled.

"Ay yo he did really well last year didn't he? "

" nah he was a Lancon"

by Speech Daddy Gregg May 17, 2018

Lance

An idiot

"Youre such a Lance"

by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018

Lance Locsin

Hes great at almost every sport there is in the planet, but mostly football (soccer). He is very family oriented. He is very smart and good to be with a girl who plays football, mostly the ones that are mature. He also is a straight A+ student.

Aroan: Have you seen the guy with the name locsin in his jersey? Hes so good at football.
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.

David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin

by messi0912 September 28, 2018

Lance Boyer

Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere

Yo let's pull a lance boyer up in here

by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018