Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

Toronto Ketchup Fingers

When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.

I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.

by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024

Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.

I really liked that banana ketchup.

by truthb4reel February 4, 2025