Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.

Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.

by warewolf56 June 09, 2018

Black Knife dagger

A legendary dagger in elden ring used by the black knife assassins.

Guy 1-Yo I just got the black knife dagger poggers
Guy 2-thats epic

by super bored man March 22, 2022

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.

wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book

by budgetbeast619 January 06, 2022

Bread Knife

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.

The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 13, 2018

Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).

“Watch that pen knife boy”

by Ed33 May 25, 2021

subterranean kitchen knife

the act of doing anal using tabasco sauce as lube

"My partner talked me into trying the subterranean kitchen knife in the bedroom, our relationship will never be the same."

by brainstorm-with-friends August 13, 2017