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Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)
by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025
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keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.
"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."
by maxkelp February 28, 2025
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keyboard

what im using to type
uhm keyboard
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Keyboard

A device you use to commit crimes with
hey dawg, im gonna commit sum cybercrimez with my keyboard, u wana join in?
by LemyLemonLem March 12, 2025
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Keyboredom

The state of being in which all you can think to do is to spam your keyboard in every possible way, including typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. into search bars to see the definition on Urban Dictionary. Keyboredom can be reached by homework, especially of the algebra variety.
Samantha, after her thirteen pages of algebra homework, reached keyboredom. Now all she can think to type are things like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
by ADHD Aquarius 11! March 30, 2025
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Keyboredom

The state of being in which all you can think to do is to spam your keyboard in every possible way, including typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. into search bars to see the definition on Urban Dictionary. Keyboredom can be reached by homework, especially of the algebra variety.
Samantha, after her thirteen pages of algebra homework, reached keyboredom. Now all she can think to type are things like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
by ADHD Aquarius 11! March 30, 2025
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keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)
Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"
by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025
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