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Kevin

Quite fugly , not as good as any of his cousins .and he Is as stupid as a donkey !:) small penis and waxes his genitals
Guy1-hey there bro like do u like cows milk or goats milk brosuf ?

Guy2-ya dude like totally cows milk , goats milk can get stank bro

Guy3-we are all like totally normal english speakers man , word

Guy4-.................................................................,.,,........................KEVIN ...
by Tbyguby March 9, 2017
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Basically a boy who prances around like a fairy and has a small unicorn like horn protruding from his head that resembles a penis which makes him a dick head.
Look at that unicorn, no wait it's just a Kevin.
by Publious76 April 12, 2017
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-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
by UltimateWomanRespecter November 1, 2019
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Kevin is better then Noah. Kevin has a bigger dick and can get more girls then Noah. Kevin hates Noah because Noah thinks he’s all that
Kevin is better
by He’s ugly November 24, 2018
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Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.
Kevin’s a bitch
by T.P.S September 30, 2018
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Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.
Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.
by Dumbass2.0 October 19, 2013
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A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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