-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
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Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.
Kevin’s a bitch
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Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.
Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.
by Ramen.star March 23, 2019
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Kevin is better then Noah. Kevin has a bigger dick and can get more girls then Noah. Kevin hates Noah because Noah thinks he’s all that
Kevin is better
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He will fuck you and it’ll feel like he’s fucking you with two cocks
Kevin has a huge cock
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Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.
Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.
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Kevin
A word used to describe a tremendous thunder cunt that enjoys long sessions of extremely intense and painful penetration in his anal cavity. Also an individual that likes long walks on the beach that end in a nice creamy, juicy creampie in his anus. But make no mistake he is not selfish, while he does prefer to get his fudge packed he will also give it when it is requested and if the mood is right will also provide a very vigorous reach around to said individual. He will also provide a clean up service of the hot sweaty sticky mess that he has made with another male. You might ask how he plans to clean up the hot sticky cum that has been scattered about the floor? A paper towel? His mouth? No, he will drag his bare ass across the and his Black hole of a butthole with suck up any creamy cum that might be within a half mile radius. Along with all of these incredible feats of homosexuality he has a sixth sense that allows him to feel when there is some good dick that needs a good tugging. No lie this motherfucker is like a god damn shark hunting for a little fishy that has been cut at the microscopic level. When this bitch gets the urge for some dick it is best to stand out of the way or you will fall victim to the inescapable dick trap that is a Kevin's anus.
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by cvtlad March 8, 2018
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