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Kevin

One of the most amazing and beautiful people on this earth. Extremely funny and outgoing. Kind of a dark sense of humor. Confidence practically radiates off him. Extreme sarcasm. But he's also one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He's generous and has great manners, and will do whatever he can to make sure you're okay. PURE GODLIKE BEAUTY. How can a man be this gorgeous? The world may never know. Usually around 6'0-6'3. Wears a lot of flannels, loves rock and music in general, kind of a geek when it comes to things like Harry Potter and LOTR.
Madi- "Who's that fine piece of man candy over there???"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"
by h e l p m e October 31, 2017
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A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.
"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."
by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017
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A guy who is overly obsessed with saying "Deez Nutz" He is very annoying and likes to trigger people a lot. Also, he is dumb and likes to brag about how good his grades are. Kevin will also never get girls in his life, therefore he is a virgin. He may be obsessed with eating grapes and strawberries, too. He likes to bring up old memes and starts saying it all day long.
Kevin is so annoying.
by hi my name is kevin 2 December 6, 2017
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Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
by Surf Diva December 19, 2017
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A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.
Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot
by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018
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When you tap into your inner melee god and kill with melee and Ripper.
Guy 1: I can't believe I just got Kevin'd
Guy 2: We are definitely going to lose now!!
by Relicta Deicide May 6, 2018
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Usually falls for girls named Katie or Sammy. Most Kevin’s are y’all which makes for great cuddling, will protect his girl at all costs. Probably the worlds greatest boyfriend. Will show up at your house around 3 PM with food at your request. A total dork. Will make you laugh 25/8
Girl1- I want a kevin
Girl2- sorry Kevin and I are already talking
by Patricia Lennon May 31, 2018
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