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karl ove

when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend
i feel so happy i could Karl Ove
by absynthe_paris November 17, 2020
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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
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Karl

ugly, emo, and depressed by choice
Jim, you're being a real Karl today
by shorteater69 December 6, 2021
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Karl

People who make bad jokes
Karl: Wow you're tall, do you play basketball?
Everyone: Piss off Karl!
by HecticBooty March 12, 2022
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karl.

karl is a dumb ass fucking faggot who licks dick for a living this porch back bigger monkey should of back to the realm of retardedness where this ducking slut came from!
by karlisgaykarlisgay May 4, 2022
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Karl Matthew

Karl Matthew is a Son of Kerrel amd Michelle . He has a strong personality , a totally different from other guy . He is super natural , a cool handsome guy like his father . He is also a loving person , he think always for good of his family , friends and other people who need his help because Karl Matthew is like a member of Dragon ball , he is a super saiyan .
If you see him around you will be amazed of his super power .
Karl Matthew is a Son of Kerrel amd Michelle . He has a strong personality , a totally different from other guy . He is super natural , a cool handsome guy like his father . He is also a loving person , he think always for good of his family , friends and other people who need his help because Karl Matthew is like a member of Dragon ball , he is a super saiyan .
If you see him around you will be amazed of his super power .
by Karl Matthew August 28, 2021
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Karl Amsel

by Peter Kyle August 7, 2017
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