Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü

Johannes

by s.auer February 6, 2023

Joehand

Often described as the act of an obese male touching another mans woman on the inner thigh, transferring mould from the infected hand to the leg.

Damn, I got Joehand again.

by Rickymortan169 March 8, 2023

Johan

johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him

yo johan kinda gay ngl

by ventilover69 May 29, 2023

Johan

He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.

Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"

by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023

Jovhan

Jovhan is the type of guy to clap when then movie ends

“Bro, why is that guy clapping after the movie ended?” “Idk, he must be a Jovhan.”

by You got big butt June 2, 2023

Jovhan

A Jovhan is a type of person to be the victim of all your mom jokes.

Jovhan: “What are we eating tonight?”

Person: “Your mom.”

by You got big butt June 2, 2023

Johannes

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.

“That guys style really screams old money.”
“Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”

by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023