josh

The act of going to the toilet at the exact time that will make everyone wait for you.

I'm just going to do a josh

by DGangAlpha November 15, 2009

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josh

a guy that you will date and then he'll date your best friend

Don't be a josh

by Greasy grass 12345 September 26, 2015

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josh

a straight beast, some would even say a God. Super attractive and good at everything he does. Has the ability to pull any girl he wants and has fantastic intercourse. Draws the best penises

The guy I was with last night had the ablilities of a Josh Finlay.

by only the truth 17 September 26, 2018

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Joshing

The act of being fucked over by a person named Josh.

How come I'm doing all the work? He is just Joshing you!

by Billy Winters 04 December 18, 2016

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Joshing

A word used for when someone is just messing around or not being serious.

Alec and I were just joshing around.

by Josh theraptor November 7, 2019

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Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018

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