jockey

british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".

'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?

by David Gustafson October 14, 2003

cock jockey

A insult aimed at men who act gay or queerish. Inferring that they like to ride another man's penis like a jockey on a horse. Can also be applied to a woman who is a slut.

Jim you are such a cock jockey, never wear rainbows again.

by J Masta88 August 28, 2006

Broadcast jockey

A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.

Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.

"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."

Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!

by dixiescotch November 9, 2010

Knob Jockey

When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.

Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.

by Iain Shortreed December 7, 2003

swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )

Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

nob jockey

a derogatery term for a HOMO any one you dont like

go away nob jockey

by e-j-allen October 6, 2008