Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011

Jim-Jam

To refer to a person's undercarriage with great honor.

Becky showed me her jim-jam.
Karen has a huge jim-jam.
I really love my jim-jam.
This ole Jim-Jam could use a little fine tuning.

My Jim-Jams mad at me. My Jim-Jams uncomfortable.
Brad needs to watch his Jim-Jam

by StarkMane September 6, 2020

jim-bobitism

the act of eating pizza as a character in maths word problems

jim-bob look i have jim-bobitism

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

jim dogged

To screw someone over.

Man, my boss Jim dogged me this weekend with more work.

by Nunamaker February 12, 2015

slim jim

a slim jim

gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole

by gluten free 42 May 6, 2020

Jim Mack

A non alcoholic drink consisting of a quarter of sprite and three-quarters lemonade.

Bartender: What are you having tonight?
Person: Just the usual.
Bartender: Jim Mack, got it.
Person: Is there any other.

by Jadielocks May 13, 2016

Jim Flano

An absolute sexbomb that would shift the arse of Niamh and he’s moving up to Donegal to get in her pants. Jim has made so much Bread from his bucket hat release

He has now been noticed by the man the myth the legend Simon Harris.

Jim is a TikTok Hero that Fancy’s himself a future Rossie.

Kildare all the way.

AMEN.

Jim Flano The Hero

by Jim Flano’s Mother April 5, 2021