Jenna is a girl who loves Brayden’s. The sadistic clowns, not the nice ones. This definition is sponsored by Brayden Incorporated
by AHolesUnited April 10, 2020
Get the Jennamug. Jenna is a very beautiful person and is very swaggy indeed she is amazing to have around and is very good at making me smile she is one to keep for your whole life make sure you keep one as they will make your life 100x better
by swaggy person:) January 1, 2022
Get the Jennamug. A modern-day warrior woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder Woman, if Wonder Woman were a whole lot more jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
by Charlemagne1993 August 21, 2020
Get the Jennamug. The most bitchy girl you will ever meet. Every Jenna you meet will beat about 2 feet tall and in love with boys. If you ever see a Jenna run she will bite your ass off if you do anything wrong to her. Jenna is the type of Girl to get someone a dildo for their Birthday.
its "Jenna" run!!!!!!
by DEEZNUTS AGAINST FRIENDS March 28, 2022
Get the Jennamug. Vegan Jennas full name is Jenna Michelle. She's a popular Tiktoker who makes really funny videos. She is well known for being friends with Noah Schnapp. Her pronouns are she\they and she is bisexual. She is overall a very sweet girl and she's really funny.
by NoahSchnappfan December 22, 2020
Get the Vegan Jennamug. Me; the best person here- jkjk. Its also probably you or someone you have a crush on or stalking. And Im a QUEEN
by #pandalover January 1, 2021
Get the Jennamug. by peron duhh 1234 November 17, 2022
Get the Jenna girl 1234mug.