jim-bobitism

the act of eating pizza as a character in maths word problems

jim-bob look i have jim-bobitism

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

slim jim

a slim jim

gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole

by gluten free 42 May 6, 2020

Jim-Jam

To refer to a person's undercarriage with great honor.

Becky showed me her jim-jam.
Karen has a huge jim-jam.
I really love my jim-jam.
This ole Jim-Jam could use a little fine tuning.

My Jim-Jams mad at me. My Jim-Jams uncomfortable.
Brad needs to watch his Jim-Jam

by StarkMane September 6, 2020

Jim Mack

A non alcoholic drink consisting of a quarter of sprite and three-quarters lemonade.

Bartender: What are you having tonight?
Person: Just the usual.
Bartender: Jim Mack, got it.
Person: Is there any other.

by Jadielocks May 13, 2016

Rusty Jim

A sexual act in which one partner eats out the other one's anus.

Time for a Rusty Jim!

by Buel February 8, 2017

Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011

Jim Bean

A blind pinto bean that can walk.

Hey did you see that Jim Bean?

No cause I am him!

by Flabberdabber September 1, 2017