a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
by reese November 25, 2004
Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 03, 2005
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by Piranha April 01, 2005
A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.
Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
by the.marionette March 04, 2008
My Babygirl. the love of my life.Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world!
by carl lama with two hats April 29, 2010
The most caring and loving person, she is not loyal and has lots of pimples she’s out of this world and you will never find someone like her
Jessica your a snake
by Hm kelskementjskisjwnenz January 12, 2018