jesse mccartney

super hott teen. he is gorgeous and he can act and sing and he is sooo cute. star of summerland which is the best show ever!!

me- summerland rocks!
friend- yeah i know
me- jesse is hott
friend- you couldnt be any more right!

by kelly July 11, 2004

jesses mom

MILF she likes giving guys handjobs and doing titty fuck for money and banging pimps on main street

jesses mom is such a hardcore milf she bangs so many guys

by 1337hax0r43 May 06, 2009

Jesse Mccartney

A stupid little fag boy who cant sing or act and anyone who likes him is a stupid fucking retard with no brain.

Jesse Mccartney deserves to die

by -Venessa- May 04, 2005

jess coyne

code name for the substance cocaine.

"hey man, is jess coyne coming over?"

"I didn't get any sleep last night, I was busy with jess coyne."

by Tradion El May 03, 2006

jesse mccartney

Two words. Poser Fag.

Pre-teen bopper : "PNGZ! It's Jesse! PNG! LOLZ!"
Me : "Wow."
Pre-teen Bopper : "Wyt....... Wat's dat oder boi doingz!"
Me : "HAHAHAHAHA. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BOPPER. YES JESSE MCCARTNEY IS FUCKING GAY! HAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Pre-teen Bopper : -dies and rots in hell-

by Mushu May 07, 2005

jesse scott

jesse scott is a scott dick!
a dick licking scott!
turbo flaming dutch bag of smashed ass holes ploughing pole chugers of the universe!!!
all mexicans men are sexy!!!

DIE!
jesse scott loves mexico....

by mexican4206666 October 17, 2010

Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 21, 2020