Jake

Someone who says he's going to show up, and then never does. If you confront him about it, he doesn't respond. Jake is known to come to class once every five months, and he often says "I'm coming back soon."

flake, Jake, no show, no-show, bummer, show off

by Amanoflove May 14, 2014

Jake

Two minute dipper

Why is he such a Jake
Because he dips for two minutes

by morristown high school December 19, 2013

Jake

a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.

Man fuck JAKE

Bro you look like JAKE cause of your forehead

by Nigga112 May 29, 2019

Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Jake

Jake a really ugly boy who grows up to be a plumber

That jake is ugly

by Yo dada dada December 20, 2016

Jake

1.) A pompous arrogant douch canoe, who thinks he is better than everyone else. 2.) A guy who names his son Archie because he hates him and wants him to suffer childhood.

Man Mark is being a real Jake. Well that's slightly better than a Appalachian Chief.

by Mystik Chuck Norris May 22, 2016