j and g

j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died

david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris

by nigellelus October 28, 2010

J-Hope

He is the lead rapper in the korean group BTS , he is literally a ray of sunshine , this man can make anyone smile and his duality is scary .Now I want to squeeze his cheeks and 3 seconds later I want him to punch me in the face cause he is so hot lmao.Overall he is just a sexy ball of sunshine and that 's why we love him.💜💛🌻💛💜

J-Hope : Hi! I'm your hope , you're my hope , I'm J-Hope!

by Cristina48 May 12, 2019

j-nope

Army (BTS) slang for being disgusted or not happy/delighted with something

A:oPpAr SaRaNgHaE

B: J-NOPE

by Once you jimin you cant jimout August 24, 2020

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing January 01, 2010

J-stew

To re-post news in a group chat being un-aware that someone else already shared the story.

Come on Nick, another J-stew; we got that news from John 3 hours ago.

by Murcie May 11, 2021

J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
or
Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t

Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
or
What a complete load of J-Axe
or
I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona

by Steely Hill January 13, 2007

Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 04, 2019