Russian Caravan

The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!

"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"

by KMGS June 5, 2016

Russian Smokeout

The act of getting high (specifically marijuana) in your bathroom at home. This is done in order to use the fan to blow the smoke outdoors, thus avoiding stinking up your home.

“We can’t smoke in here, my landlord will smell it.”

“No worries, time for a Russian Smokeout!”

by ryotTHEErhino December 27, 2019

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018

Russian Heavyweight

A large Russian prostitute known for her large hips and gut

“Man, that Russian Heavyweight did wonders.”

by Funpositions69 March 27, 2020

Russian Anthem

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

*WE* Love Russian Anthem

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

gay russian

a drink consisting of skittles and vodka, sometimes with added redbull.

"i drank a gay russian the other night - i can't believe i never thought of adding skittles!"

by a real gay russian July 13, 2018

russian mudslide

when you flip someone upside down so the asshole is facing the sky, you then insert the top of a full bottle of vodka (open) into their ass and let it all flow in then flip them back upside right and let it flow back into the bottle, the recipient then proceeds to chug the whole bottle and then gets ass fucked for the next 4 hours.

jack: "hey jim, wanna go to the course and swing some clubs today?"
jim: "nah man, i cant, my girl and i did the russian mudslide last night and i still cant stand straight"

by Reatterd March 26, 2021