A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant
by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

by TheModernPoet May 16, 2022

Frank, Lil’ Chick-Chak, and Princess Fussilia we’re chronic kitchen chillers; they sat at the kitchen table, doing nothing other than reading their phones, watching Beavis & Butthead and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.
by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020

Frank, Lil’ ChikChak, and Princess Fussilia chronic kitchen chillers who loved to hang all day long at the breakfast table … playing dominoes, watching Beavis & Butthead vidoes, and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.
by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.
*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.
*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.
by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets
My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry
by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025
