Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.

yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night

by wowgal44 November 8, 2010

Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.

Double-dutching is harder than it looks.

by Moon Ultra December 22, 2009

dutch jumper

To drop a deuce in two different zip codes within 24 hours.

Greg became a dutch jumper after he dropped an imperial dragon at dave's house then at Chris's.

by chrisbwade13 June 17, 2010

dutch oven

while laying in bed ripping farts under the cover then puting somebodys head under the covers for about 30 seconds and yelling dutch oven!!!!!!!

dude last nite i gave nick a dutch oven

by sk8r4life5341 April 15, 2009

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022

Tabacco Dutch

A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.

"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man

by Ling ling 2.0 February 12, 2019

Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019