jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.

friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking

by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023

Soup Kitchen

When someone gathers a bunch of people to fuck in the back of a taxi

Did you hear about mason?
He likes to Volunteer at random soup kitchens

by Jjthecurator January 2, 2023

Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat

me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*

by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022

buddie found in kitchen

a reference to both fork found in kitchen and the fact that important moments between Buck and Eddie (buddie) from 9-1-1 are often in either Eddie's or Buck's kitchen

Person A: It's kinda funny when Buck is with Ravi, he only talks about Eddie
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen

by babadeedee August 2, 2025

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

innovation kitchen

Innovation kitchen is a phenomena that occurs when engineers engaged in tackling a complex problem congregate in the office kitchen to individually craft the best tea/coffee, this process encourages the group to share their knowledge inadvertently leading to an innovation breeding ground.

Bob: I've been trying to add a logger into my code but the current implementation is too heavy and I only want the log method.
Trev: Tea?
Bob: To the innovation kitchen!!
... 10 minutes later...
Bob: We don't need the logger at all, or any of that other guff, instead we'll build this slightly more advanced thing in half-the-freakin-time and use that from now on. Brilliant!

by lazerus81 August 2, 2014

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019