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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Incestophiliac

Anyone who has admitted to or been convicted of taking indecent liberties with a minor who is in their own family.
When musician Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousins 13 yr. old daughter at the age of 27, he became an Incestophiliac.
by shomesomethin July 27, 2010
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incestation

When more than two relatives are romantically involved, it's an incestation.
Incestation
"Dude, I'm totally tappingmy cousin."
"I know it, man. Did you forget we're conjoined twins? I'm hitting that, too."
Incest
by Bookworm434 April 18, 2015
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inscestical

The resulting word from the attempt of a functionally retarded individual to spell incestuous.
Guy 1: That dude was so absolutely and incredibly fucking stupid that he confused the word "incestuous" with some nonsensical shit spelled as "inscestical".

Guy 2: Seriously? Wow. That's what happens when your IQ is barely above room temperature.
by Myshkin April 12, 2007
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icesticles

A term usually used to describe the condition of ones testicles while working outside in bone chilling cold. Carpenters of all trades use the term all too often during the winter months in Minnesota.
Dude, I got icesticles.
by avaraxus December 11, 2007
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infested banana

where you get your mother to insert a rotten banana far up the anal cavity, when pulled out this causes an explosion of shit from the sphincta spraying all over the mothers face. you then take the banana from your mothers hand rub the poop off her face and deep throat the banana.
by joe dirty banana October 20, 2010
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inception

1. original meaning: source, origin, beginning
2. (following the 2010 movie): an infinite loop; a thing that contains itself; a repetition of the same thing, something with multiple layers; infinite regress, a vicious circle; a dream within a dream.
(referring to the concept of dreams inside other dreams, both up and down, and the famous line "we need to go deeper" from the movie.)
Essentially the same as the word "recursion", a word that a lot fewer young people know.
"Look, there's a Matryoshka doll inside that other doll! Dollception!" (doll+ inception)
by Vree65 November 14, 2016
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