murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

hurted

the past tense of hurt

i hit a table and it hurted

by javiahhhh March 20, 2023

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.

Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

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by it still hurts \u00e2\u0098\u0 October 25, 2023

hurtful lemonade

Lemonade or other carbonated drinks that are too fizzy and make one's eyes water.

This mainly happens to people who prefer water.

Person 1: I think that I have a bottle of Hurtful lemonade.

Personal 2: No, that's just fiberglass.

by DARK_VOID November 5, 2023