Heather the the name of a musical about how a girl who is a loser become a part of the the popular girl group the heathers where all their first name is heather
by Dollar store heathers March 26, 2022

Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
by anonymous September 14, 2021

The type of momma who attempts to broom handle spear their own child in the RV park. Most commonly will be found wearing a wig/bonnet and complaining about her baby daddies.
by Wiggins Finest November 28, 2020

The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.
Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.
by anonymous November 25, 2023

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.
by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023
