Amber heard

A person who we know NOTHING about and still act like we have had personal bad experiences with her. Her ex husband Johnny depp and her are both cunts that I don’t want to hear about.

Person A: I hate amber heard

Person B: So you must be on Johnnys side..right?

Person A: Side? On an abusive trial? Fuck off. I hate them both

by Jellybish June 27, 2022

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006

Headdybuff

so you hold out and let the suspense build until the other guy is just like... fuck this... i want ur nuts bad... and now... and that's how you pull off unreturned afternoon delights

Person A comes over, hangs out with person B, gives person B a blowjob. Person A leaves. Person B got some headdybuff

by Alex Phillipino April 1, 2007

hardyhearing

someone who has shit hearing and does'nt remember much.

hard of hearing

(jarrod has hardyhearing)

normal hearing kid: gday mate
jarrod: pardon
normal hearing kid: what have you been up to lately?
jarrod:i dont remember
normal hearing kid: you must have hardyhearing

by gazzathatplaysdrums February 10, 2009

headyitous

A condition or state of being of extreme exhuastion, confustion, or overwhelming euphoria and laughter as a result of a large consumption of high potency marijuana, a.k.a headies.

"Oh man I shouldnt of smoked that third bowl before school, I got a bad case of headyitous."

by Dr.meangreenheadiemachine August 24, 2009

Hardy Boys status

The status of being slightly popular, but disproportionate to the amount of episodes, books, or songs made. Typically used to refer to media. A reference to the hardy boys series.

-I think Chuck has reached Hardy Boys status.
-Yeah, I agree, it used to be good but now it's just ridiculous. They've kept it running for way too long.

by tvaiello January 12, 2011

Hardy Bastard

A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.

Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!

wow he's a hardy bastard

by djhegzy August 21, 2011