having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

Harrington

Wank

Toby is having a Harrington

by Toby Harrington March 19, 2025

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

Harrington Derangement Syndrome

A mental health disorder that causes extreme infatuation and derangement with a certain family name in Rowan County, North Carolina “Harrington”. Requires medical diagnosis and may prohibit you from owning firearms if diagnosed. Will require therapy and medication to suppress.

#HDS

Harrington Derangement Syndrome.

by anonymous September 3, 2025

Harping

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.

person A:"dude stop harping and lock tf in"
person b:"dewd im only harping its not that serious"

by zzzyrin October 11, 2025

Harding

The cutoff point in which specialized assignment lists die

Damn man. You just Hardinged that list.

by PoPoInHendo May 8, 2025