Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.

I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.

by Jsarge September 26, 2020

portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.

"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake

by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021

Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.

G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*

by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022

utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole

I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!

by Orthoanon July 9, 2022