Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!

by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Heaven Eunis

Small woman, probably 4'11 tall.

Guy 1: "Wow she's quite short."
Guy 2: Her name is probably Heaven Eunis

by aewol November 24, 2021

pennies from heaven

a song that gets the whole group going shooby dooby #d10

“hey alexa play pennies from heaven”
“hell yea”

by Carly the hore January 17, 2022

Heaven

A place where everything goes your way and only you know not what the religion tells you.

I got the car I wanted and Julie the girl of my dreams accepted my engagement ring and plus I got the job I applied for Damn I feel like I'm in heaven

by realist213 June 8, 2016

Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"

Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god

by Jingle823 November 30, 2020