Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.
1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009
Get the Norwegian Giftwrapping mug.A con artist that moves form one place to another with no real home. Similar to a drifter only they participate in fraud.
The family was shocked to find out that there relative was a grifter. Who took fifty dollars. and left the net morning.
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Earning money for drugs by whatever means, mostly shoplifting, card fraud, blagging, street robbery, car crime, or prostitution.
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Get the Griffin House mug.The guilt that comes up (especially around Christmas, etc, but also between Birthdays) where one feels that they must buy someone a gift because that person bought THEM a gift.
This is often despite the person's insistence that "Oh, you don't need to get me anything :)", which usually just increases guilt.
This is often despite the person's insistence that "Oh, you don't need to get me anything :)", which usually just increases guilt.
James: Matt bought me a gift.
Calum: That's nice.
James: Yeah, except now I have total giftguilt because I haven't bought him ANYTHING. And I'm nearly out of money...
Calum: That's nice.
James: Yeah, except now I have total giftguilt because I haven't bought him ANYTHING. And I'm nearly out of money...
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Get the giftlift mug.a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.
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