chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.

Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".

by Ol pappy November 15, 2017

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

by guineapigface June 29, 2019

Greek Lollipop

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.

Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.

by Enak’s mum February 29, 2020

Greek kid syndrome

Greek kid syndrome is a philosophy that occurs in the elite, or the intelligent. It has several characteristics, which include:
• Extreme arrogance
• Massive ego and superiority complex
• Greyed morals
• Too stubborn to develop as a character
• The belief that you're always correct
• You believe you have more rights than others
People with Greek kid syndrome base their personality off of deranged Dostoevsky characters, or they read the Secret History once and decided it is their right to kill people.

In school, they will not pay attention, but will read through every lesson, and deny their awful grades. They can be irritable.
Examples: Henry Winters, Raskolnikov, Mr Darcy, The new kid in my school.

"My God, that new kid pretends to be so smart, just because he went to Eton."
"He must have Greek kid syndrome"

by afkgkfkgkgk August 25, 2023

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018