13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".
"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"
by Riconoen May 5, 2006
Get the goon mug.A group of real crazy Goons coming straight out of Saint Charles, Illinois. They are extremely dangerous and are very very goon affiliated. You don't want to be confronted by the goon squad. They may also be known as the "GOOOOOOOOONS!" (Goons with 9 O's)
by MoeDubGoonAffiliated October 21, 2010
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A group of kids who are wiggers.
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Caucasian that takes great pride in draping him/herself with shiny FUBU, Johnny Blaze, Champion, Wu-Tang and whatever else fake shit they can find at the markets, then pretend they are in the ghetto and call their mates "Dawg" and "Bitch" or "Word Up Niggah". Prerequisite of wearing an oversized jacket on a stinking hot day.
Prerequisites:
Caucasian that takes great pride in draping him/herself with shiny FUBU, Johnny Blaze, Champion, Wu-Tang and whatever else fake shit they can find at the markets, then pretend they are in the ghetto and call their mates "Dawg" and "Bitch" or "Word Up Niggah". Prerequisite of wearing an oversized jacket on a stinking hot day.
by Krispy Bacon Squad March 10, 2011
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Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
"That goon griefed the Hamidon raid!", "Dude, that goon totally ripped on your twelve color costume!", "Oh, those goons!"
by Jon Boice March 29, 2005
Get the goon mug.When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.
"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."
by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010
Get the goon centurian mug.A group of goofy teenage boys who spend their lives dedicated to having a good time. You’ll never seen a goon alone; they’re always together - whether it’s an In-N-Out or outside of Target! They are always having a dumb litty time playing Fortnite or GTA.
“Oh my God! Look it’s a goon!” “Hey, look, a goon.” “Ew, a goon! BLEH.” “Aah, go the other way, the goon squad is coming.”
by Septembersixth June 9, 2018
Get the GOON SQUAD mug.A group of handsome young men who run Rockford Lutheran like its their bitch. They are generally known as the kids who go hard all the time.
Hey, did you see the Squad?
Yeah they are a bunch of goons.
I wish I could be a member of the Goon Squad.
No you don't.
Yeah they are a bunch of goons.
I wish I could be a member of the Goon Squad.
No you don't.
by Hardassmothafucka December 29, 2011
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