Man goblin

Derogatory term relating to anyone of the faction of gay forrest goblins originating in the fagastonian mountains

Dirk, why are you being such a Man Goblin?

by Dwight Orpengoogle September 24, 2003

green goblin

The opposite of "The Spiderman"; the girl catching the cum of the guy, and throwing it into his face like Spiderman

"wow, Angela really gave Branden the Green Goblin last Friday"

by BBBHH December 9, 2008

GOBLIN MODE

To go wild and not care about what happens next similar to yolo but more fun,
To take drugs with alcohol

Henny mixed with Molly thats a goblins food

Yo man you going goblin mode?

by Goblin lover May 8, 2022

Table Goblin

A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.

Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL

Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!

or

Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!

or

That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!

by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018

House goblin

An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.

"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."

by yeetwehat July 16, 2022