go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 28, 2010

going 370

the act of sudden disappearance without warning in a social situation, for example at a bar, club, or party

in reference to flight MH370

"hey man where's Joe?"
"you know him, always going 370.. don't worry he'll turn up sooner or later"

by torontobunglist April 23, 2014

Going 'ALOL'

Laughing out loud in a situation where you shouldn't be laughing at all.

Going 'ALOL':

Friend 1: Did you see that disabled person fall into the water fountain?
Friend 2: Yes, I almost went ALOL.

In the park yesterday, Rachel went ALOL when she hit an old lady with a Frisbee and her false teeth fell out. Apparently the pensioner needed stitches.

by whohasthejazz December 9, 2009

go plumping

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

by The_Milk January 5, 2009

Go to waist

The act of saving something by eating it. Rather than let it go to waste, it goes to your waist.

"I can't throw these cookies out - I think I'll let them go to waist rather than go to waste."

by Mossybread. December 13, 2009

Go Monk

to go absolutely pro, do something with extreme skill.

"Dude she's way out of your league."
"Well I'll just have to go monk!!

by Tkirvs September 6, 2010

Go on up

Taken from 2 Kings 2:23, literally meaning go to heaven, is a phrase used to mock Christians, especially when they're being belligerent. Unlike the story in the bible, the user will generally not get retribution for using this phrase.

Go on up, you baldhead!

by Amy_S April 19, 2019